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[innominepatrick]

[Away from creepy Bad Guys]

Right, so. The Irish Firespitter knows I'm in the city.

Jussssst great.

Comments

[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

Dude, she's already trying to revenge-murder you, I think her amount of anger is not very relevant to how much she wants you to die.

Oh, also, she says that you just came up and murdered her totally innocent self. I am assuming there's more to the story than that?

[shamrocked-.insanejournal.com]

The story of Hawk's Well.

Oh and apparently I just found a new website with a lot of wrong information.

[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

That GIF at the top is creeping me out so much.

So can she actually spit fire? Gross.

[shamrocked-.insanejournal.com]

I promise not to don a beard and grab a curly cane and do this at the end of your bed while you try to sleep.

And poison water. Make thirsty.

[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

You don't understand, Patty, I would be scarred for life.

I get weirdly entertained by legends that can no long work in the modern day. I'm picturing you sighing, buying some bottled water, and continuing the chase.

[shamrocked-.insanejournal.com]

I wouldn't put it past her to poison that too.

[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

Well, we can cut her head off and toss her in the ocean if she gets rude.