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[innominepatrick]

[George and Dewi]
In the past week I have kissed Absinthe and Famine. While Joey is missing.

Fuck I am literally the worst person in the world.

[Clio]
Can I come curl up on your sofa?

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Patrick

[famedhistory.insanejournal.com]

You can, but my guest bedroom has a pretty nice bed. And the couch is fairly lumpy.

And possibly eaten by books.

And toys.

You alright?

Clio

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That could work. I want Clio and baby cuddles and eating lots of junk food while you rant about history.

Patrick

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You're always welcome here, you know that Patrick.

I can do that. And I will get an answer Patrick. You can talk to me you know.

Clio

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Thank you.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't even realise I hadn't answered. I'll explain a lot of it in person, but mostly I am worried about my missing friend.

Patrick

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I gave you a key for a reason. Also Euterpe says she'll make you coffee. Indulge her and let her go on about her Beethoven.

I'm sorry about that. Let me know if I can do something. Or call siblings.

Clio

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I always feel like I should ask anyway. And I would love to hear about Beethoven.

I will.

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[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

Holy crap, I left the apartment for one day.

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[shamrocked-.insanejournal.com]

I think I have a condition.

A virus that makes me unable to control myself.

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[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

I don't think there is such a virus.

Shit, is Alcohol going to be mad? Isn't she really creepily possessive about you?

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[shamrocked-.insanejournal.com]

Well then I'm just shit.

I don't know. Absinthe is Alcohol's daughter. Alcohol told me about her. I wouldn't think so. George, the things she made me see...

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[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

You're not shit, don't talk about yourself that way. Just, this probably isn't the best time to be starting any kind of relationship with two very dangerous people.

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[shamrocked-.insanejournal.com]

I am not starting a relationship, and Famine is one of my closest friends.

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[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

Well I just wanted to be sure because neither of them would be good girlfriends. Also, what if Absinthe is also a stalker and then you have two booze gods who want to be in you? Metaphorically.

How did Famine take it?

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[shamrocked-.insanejournal.com]

I don't want a girlfriend or a boyfriend, or anything at all. I'm just freaking out. I know know, I wasn't thinking. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

She was fine. Better than me.

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[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

No, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have--look, I'll be home in about 20 minutes, okay? And then I can give you a hug and noogie you and thing will be okay.

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[shamrocked-.insanejournal.com]

No, it's okay. I'm going to go see Clio and Ella.

I think I can manage not to kiss Clio. I'll just remember that if I try, Hermes will kidnap me again.

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[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

Okay. I'll be here when you get back.

Don't beat yourself up about this, all right? You're under a huge amount of stress.

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[shamrocked-.insanejournal.com]

George, I know you have to say it, but we both know it's going to happen anyway.

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[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

I don't have to say anything. You're not a bad person, Patrick.

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[shamrocked-.insanejournal.com]

Love you, big brother.