innominepatrick: (Bunny ears hmmm!)
Well.

Mairead came by my office yesterday and she begged and begged for me to go to a movie with her so she didn't have to go alone. So I agreed. Little did I know that before me laid my doom.

She took me to see that Eclipse or Crescent Moon or Breaking Down or whatever the hell that Twilight movie is. I am personally horrified by Edward's eyebrows. Oh yeah, and everything else about him. And everyone. What in the world are those movies about?! From what I can tell, a young woman just decides to give up her family and die for a really old dude who cares more about himself than he does about her. Oh and this werewolf guy is in love with a baby who grows fast. I am going to have nightmares for years.

Meanwhile, Mairead can't stop talking about how it's romantic. Every time I spend time with her it reminds me that Ella will be a teenager some day and will she be in love with asshole vampires?! Because I can turn people into foxes!* AND I WILL!



*I don't actually know if I can do this.
innominepatrick: (Curl up into a ball)
[George and Dewi]
In the past week I have kissed Absinthe and Famine. While Joey is missing.

Fuck I am literally the worst person in the world.

[Clio]
Can I come curl up on your sofa?

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