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Hello.

You don't know me (unless you're Joey, oh hai), but I am Neil and I work with Patrick who, silly boy that he is, left his laptop on at work. And do you know what he did then? He proceeded to fall asleep across his desk. Which is actually quite appealing, but that's neither here nor there.

I've stolen his computer and it's done nothing. Then I put kleenex in his mouth and it did nothing, though it looks absolutely hilarious. He's still sleeping. So I am contemplating writing WASH ME across his forehead. Not because he needs a wash, but because that's what people write on cars and I am, essentially, a product of my age. And very deep, if you can't tell.

This is all revenge for making me deal with a lunch room full of hungry pre-teens alone, by the way. And if you've never had to deal with it, you can never understand!

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Whatever you do, don't write 'Eat Me' on there.

How very vulgar, Mr. Van der Berg. I would never!

Om nom nom!

Of course not, you're the very picture of innocence.

He didn't swallow that kleenex, did he?

I'm a vision!

It's on his lips. It keeps flapping in the breeze when he snores!

Always.

Oh, Patrick. I hope he's actually getting some good sleep in. Even if he isn't what he's supposed to be getting paid for...

He's been at it for a few hours now. I haven't the heart to actually wake him.

Cute.

Do me a favor, when he wakes tell him Lucas Dawn says hello.

Sure thing, Lucas!

Thank you dear Neil. I'm a horrible old friend of his, and been out of contact since forever. This is entirely my fault so can you tell me what he does now and where he works?

You're a horrible old friend? I can't see why he'd want you looking him up then! lol

I said that wrong, you'll have to forgive me. I'm still new at this internet thing. I meant that I am horrible for not keeping in contact with him, but I've known him for a while.

I figured, I'm just being cheeky.

We work at a youth shelter [address details here since no one jumped in to stop him >:D] though if you're going to visit, today's probably not so good since he's asleep and all.

How do you know each other? Did he rescue you off the streets like he did me?

I'm terribly busy today but I'll drop by tomorrow. Do let him know to expect me.

No not quite, we met a long time ago.

Okey dokey! I'll let him know!

Thank you dear Neil.

~~Yeah but you've never had to deal with a hungry teenager who is thousands of years old.~~ I think you're supposed to write OWNED across his head.

Isn't that only if he passes out from the drink?

Though it is very tempting.

I'm fuzzy on the rules, but do it anyway.

Can I blame it on you when he wakes up?

The stranger you've met and don't even know the name of? I don't see why not.

Exactly! Blame it on a stranger!

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