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Nov. 19th, 2010 03:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
innominepatrickHello.
You don't know me (unless you're Joey, oh hai), but I am Neil and I work with Patrick who, silly boy that he is, left his laptop on at work. And do you know what he did then? He proceeded to fall asleep across his desk. Which is actually quite appealing, but that's neither here nor there.
I've stolen his computer and it's done nothing. Then I put kleenex in his mouth and it did nothing, though it looks absolutely hilarious. He's still sleeping. So I am contemplating writing WASH ME across his forehead. Not because he needs a wash, but because that's what people write on cars and I am, essentially, a product of my age. And very deep, if you can't tell.
This is all revenge for making me deal with a lunch room full of hungry pre-teens alone, by the way. And if you've never had to deal with it, you can never understand!
You don't know me (unless you're Joey, oh hai), but I am Neil and I work with Patrick who, silly boy that he is, left his laptop on at work. And do you know what he did then? He proceeded to fall asleep across his desk. Which is actually quite appealing, but that's neither here nor there.
I've stolen his computer and it's done nothing. Then I put kleenex in his mouth and it did nothing, though it looks absolutely hilarious. He's still sleeping. So I am contemplating writing WASH ME across his forehead. Not because he needs a wash, but because that's what people write on cars and I am, essentially, a product of my age. And very deep, if you can't tell.
This is all revenge for making me deal with a lunch room full of hungry pre-teens alone, by the way. And if you've never had to deal with it, you can never understand!
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Date: 2010-11-19 07:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-19 07:49 am (UTC)Om nom nom!
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Date: 2010-11-19 07:54 am (UTC)He didn't swallow that kleenex, did he?
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Date: 2010-11-19 07:55 am (UTC)It's on his lips. It keeps flapping in the breeze when he snores!
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Date: 2010-11-19 07:58 am (UTC)Oh, Patrick. I hope he's actually getting some good sleep in. Even if he isn't what he's supposed to be getting paid for...
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Date: 2010-11-19 08:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-19 07:50 am (UTC)Do me a favor, when he wakes tell him Lucas Dawn says hello.
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Date: 2010-11-19 07:53 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-11-19 07:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-19 08:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-19 08:05 am (UTC)We work at a youth shelter [address details here since no one jumped in to stop him >:D] though if you're going to visit, today's probably not so good since he's asleep and all.
How do you know each other? Did he rescue you off the streets like he did me?
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Date: 2010-11-19 08:12 am (UTC)No not quite, we met a long time ago.
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Date: 2010-11-19 08:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-19 08:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-19 04:47 pm (UTC)Yeah but you've never had to deal with a hungry teenager who is thousands of years old.I think you're supposed to write OWNED across his head.no subject
Date: 2010-11-19 04:54 pm (UTC)Though it is very tempting.
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